Dating: Sonja Lynn Mata
DOB: 08.13.1990
Weight: 103
Height: 5’ 2.5
is like having your mom
make you a sack lunch at the
age of thirty-three.
(Pictures of elephants and notes of “I love you” included).
She sings off-key. And is still learning how to belly breathe.
Blood Type: O Positive
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Awkward medium
She’ll drive you places in her beat-up ass
’95 Subaru. She’ll never ask you for gas money— even if that
place is out of the way. Like WalMart or something.
Hometown: Wheeling, Illinois (but she really tells people Chicago, because the thought of people confusing Wheeling, Illinois with Wheeling, West Virginia is not very appealing).
Mothers’ Maiden name: Cooke
Year her parents got married: Never
Year her half-brother committed suicide: 1997
Friends lost: 3
Friendships in healing: 1
She was a bully to the 3rd runner-up American Idol Haley Reinhart, Dana Bronstein, and Jimmy Scanlan.
She doesn't treat her mother very well.
She desires to be friends with people that are closed off to her by external circumstances.
If she dates you, she'll go for the brother.
She has a nice ass and people will forgive her because of it.
She questions if she became a theater major to prove an ex-boyfriend wrong or if it was just something to do.
She doesn't like to admit. . .
Comments: Yeah. She is a good person. It doesn’t always get her what she wants, I mean,
she does want to be remembered as always smiling. She likes her smile.
And I think the best, coolest thing about her (and
probably most poetic) is that Sonja loves. She will love you. She will really,
truly love you. And that is just so cool.
My name is Junior and I never knew Sonja Lynn Mata.
-sonja lynn mata
